Some people think it's funny,
But it's kinda gross and runny,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
What starts out in your tummy,
Ends up shooting out your bumy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It ferments in your belly,
Where it ripens and gets smelly,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Butt-cracks are where it comes from,
I'm sure everybody's had some,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Somebody's gotta clean it,
Even if ya didn't mean it,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It seems a shame to waste it,
But I really wouldn't taste it,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You know you've kinda spoiled it,
If you've made it to the toilet,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It may sound a little dumb,
But a cork in your bum, stops
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
